1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...They did it by killing all those who opposed them.
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2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...Then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
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3. Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.
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4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet intakes.
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5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
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7. If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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8. never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
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9. Teamwork...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
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10. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
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11. Hang in there, retirement is only 30 years away.
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12. Go the extra mile. It makes you bos look like an incompetent slacker.
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13. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
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14. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
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15. Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.
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