1. She thought a quarterback was a refund.
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2. She thought General Motors was in the Army.
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3. She thought that Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
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4. She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
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5. At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign Here", she wrote "Sagittarius."
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6. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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7. She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
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8. Under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
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9. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
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10. She told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
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11. She tried to put M & M's in alphabetical order.
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12. When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
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13. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
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14. She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.
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15. She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
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