1. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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2. It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
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3. I took and IQ test and the results were negative.
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4. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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5. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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6. MOP & GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island.
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7. BEER - The reason i get up each afternoon.
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8. I must be a proctologist because I work with buttheads.
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9. Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
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10. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
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11. Procrastinate now!!!
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12. My dog can lick anyone.
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13. I have a degree in liberal arts - Do you want fries with that?
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14. Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit.
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15. Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15.
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