1. All men are idiots, and I married their king.
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2. Failure is not an option. it comes bundled in the software.
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3. My wild oats have turned into shredded wheat.
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4. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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5. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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6. Stupidity is not a handicap! Park elsewhere!!!
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7. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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8. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
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9. Time's fun when you're having flies...Kermit the frog.
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10. Police station toilet stolen...Cops have nothing to go on.
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11. Heck is where people go who don't believe in gosh.
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12. A picture is whorth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.
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13. Ham and Eggs - Aa day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
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14. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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15. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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